Too busy underslinging a blunderbuss on the end of my wizard’s staff. Call it “Diplomacy”.
I’d watch “Wizard with a shotgun”. Or like a wizard with an old long rifle/musket who carved it up like a wizard staff.
“You’re thinking ‘Did he use six spell slots or only five?’
“pretty sure it was 6” exits cover
shotgun racking
The Rifleman, except Chuck Connors now looks like a younger, pre-beard Gandalf expy with runes carved into the mithril barrel of his lever-action
This was basically an old Pathfinder character of mine
A Paladin of the God of Community who used guns made of holy silver, loaded with blessed bullets, to protect his village from slavers and colonizers
I even got the last hit on the General of the invaders with a bullet that turned into a flaming Jaguar to bite out his throat
The Shattered Sea trilogy I guess
I love Abercrombie, but I can’t finish “Best Served Cold” and I can’t read the rest of books if I don’t finish it first
Best served cold really lent into the grimdark.
Shattered Sea sounds cool.
no sicko-witch emoji
I mean, I dated a few witches back in the day but all the sage burning fucked with my allergies and their crystals hurt like hell to step on
Nah, the good stuff is setting up with Hellenistic pagans
You get wine, cheese stuffed in grape leaves and fun little bonfires
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass beard you got you’d get some witches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Morrigan’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin’ with that archmage or cleric she fucking with
bitch im the most prolific cryomancer you ever saw i can summon tears at will like nobodies business
