7 points

Forget witches, we out here smoking elven moongrass

Lit a bowl so big they thought the spellplague was back

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11 points

bitch im the most prolific cryomancer you ever saw i can summon tears at will like nobodies business

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8 points

Cryo-, not Cyro-

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10 points
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Fool! I cast Wrecking Ball!

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12 points

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass beard you got you’d get some witches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Morrigan’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin’ with that archmage or cleric she fucking with

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18 points

no sicko-witch emoji

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