Oooh juicy shit… neighbours are having a blue (again) on the street and I’m standing in my driveway cheering them on.
Nobody likes this lot, and I’m not worried about it getting violent.
Looking for song recommendations to blast on my phone to get them riled up even more.
This is a regular occurrence and the rest of the street is tired of it, but I’m the only one that is willing to kind of engage.
Apparently pubs had to stop playing Cold Chisel’s ‘Saturday Night’ because there were always fights when it was used. Urban legend.
My suggestion is Ramones - Merry Christmas. Or Yakety Sax
I put it on and they’re fuming.
They’re also scared of me (me big they small) so can’t do a thing about it.
Perhaps they’ll unfiy their hate of me into something good.
The dude is losing his shit and I’m staying calm which somehow makes him more angry
Or some classic circus music since they wanna act like clowns
Love it.
I played Saturday night’s alright for fighting and the lady told me to mind my own fucking business.
So I played it again and sang along
Westlife’s I Don’t Wanna Fight might work too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLAbJbcsDLI
