Apparently pubs had to stop playing Cold Chisel’s ‘Saturday Night’ because there were always fights when it was used. Urban legend.
My suggestion is Ramones - Merry Christmas. Or Yakety Sax
I put it on and they’re fuming.
They’re also scared of me (me big they small) so can’t do a thing about it.
Perhaps they’ll unfiy their hate of me into something good.
The dude is losing his shit and I’m staying calm which somehow makes him more angry
Or some classic circus music since they wanna act like clowns
Can’t play atm, sabre dance or march of the gladiators? Both good choices