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Hey, how did Putin come to power agan?

Communism. He’s always been a Communist. Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He’s trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man’s ambition knows no bounds.

So anyway, we’re sending $40B in military aid to Pakistan in order to open up a border war with Iran to weaken Yemen and reclaim the Red Sea so we can retake West Africa from the Chinese and bring the Sub Saharan states to heel in order to cut off trade to Latin America and completely crush the anti-colonialist resistance that will free up lithium for our factories in Indonesian sweatshops.

And Russia could ruin all of that! They’re out of control! They’re megalomaniacs!

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Everything about Russia is Communist. We have been at war with the Communists since the start of Russia in 1914 as a Communist dictatorship. He’s trying to take over the world and only we can stop him. The man’s ambition knows no bounds.

https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/commentary/putin-the-marxist-leninist

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Former Distinguished Fellow in Conservative Thought

Computer, generate an absolute bullshit academic title

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Lmao. Learn to detect sarcasm, you stupid motherfucker.

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Bruh, the comment above is sarcastic

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Check their comment history, I doubt they’ll understand with all those

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The Kurgan culture was communist. Russia has been Communist since 20,000 BCE.

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Vladimir Lenin, Tsar of Communism, circa 1050 BCE:

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well, it is the immortal science, isnt it?

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I would help this guy carry his drums into the venue

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