Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don’t know why either. Don’t like it? It’s not your holiday to ruin for me.

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Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?

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As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.

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The chocolate eggs are not the body of Christ. Do not make the same mistake as I did

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They don’t seem to do that anymore. They don’t overstock

(because of woke)

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as is tradition

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