Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don’t know why either. Don’t like it? It’s not your holiday to ruin for me.
I believe Jesus was a giant rainbow colored egg so I can still celebrate it
I believe that that the Easter Bunny wasn’t the Messiah or Jesus, but Jesus’ close friend and a great prophet.
Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?
As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.
Well if you found a giant rabbit in human clothes, what would you do?
I’d probably run, except rabbits are fast af so chances are there’s no escape.
I had a dream when I was like six of the easter bunny in my living room, so therefore it’s real.
