Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

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When the $5 dollar footlong was no longer $5, I lost my faith in the American project

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this but unironically

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