Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.
Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later
It’s been almost two decades
When the $5 dollar footlong was no longer $5, I lost my faith in the American project
twenty FIVE
twenty FIVE
twenty FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOONG
Friends, the goodposting vanguard has been organized
Replacing the dollar menu with $7.29 before tax menu