Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

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Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later

It’s been almost two decades

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20 points

Hey! Fuck you buddy.

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17 points

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48 points

When the $5 dollar footlong was no longer $5, I lost my faith in the American project

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this but unironically

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twenty FIVE

twenty FIVE

twenty FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOONG

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convulses in pain

STOP PLEASE THIS IS WORSE

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10 points

*not ANY ANY ANY ANY

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Friends, the goodposting vanguard has been organized

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thought about posting this in c/badposting, but then immediately recognized humility can be a mistake and blew out the back on that traphouse

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Replacing the dollar menu with $7.29 before tax menu

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23 points

“It’s an order of magnitude”

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