Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.
quietly changing the name of the ‘six dollar burger’ after a brief period of being literal
Replacing the dollar menu with $7.29 before tax menu
Friends, the goodposting vanguard has been organized
twenty FIVE
twenty FIVE
twenty FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOONG
10 points
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imagining a world where they kept the price $5 but kept making it shorter
13 points