Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.
They kept me alive for a couple of years. It’s too bad they suck so hard now.
Anyone remember that weird Quiznos commercial with the weird chinchilla thing?
im not like a anti-restaurant leftist but the concept of places that assemble food so simple you watch them do it in a minute is absurdist shit
restaurants need to actually cook things
actually the division of labour is a good thing, and you probably couldn’t make a decent sandwich nearly as quickly as someone who makes 50 of them per hour using dedicated equipment
I definitely make sandwiches better and faster than my local sandwich wage slaves but it’s not it’s not like that’s their fault or anything. They’ve got a backlog of assholes’ sandwiches to make. Also I don’t expect workers to bend over backwards to make my treats fast that’s not why I would buy a sandwich and it’s class traitor behavior to blame them rather than staffing issues i.e. the man.
It’s going to be even more confusing when the Yuan rises and China forces us to use metric
And just like that a dying neuronal pathway was resurrected and reified. Powerful posting
