Yeah, I’ve still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.
They kept me alive for a couple of years. It’s too bad they suck so hard now.
Anyone remember that weird Quiznos commercial with the weird chinchilla thing?
quietly changing the name of the ‘six dollar burger’ after a brief period of being literal
Replacing the dollar menu with $7.29 before tax menu
Friends, the goodposting vanguard has been organized