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46 points

Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

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I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he’s felt in his life.

He doesn’t suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.

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45 points

That’s scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

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34 points

tfw the phlebotomist asks “left or right arm?” and I say MIDDLE

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17 points

Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn’t help myself. Real galanga hours.

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11 points

Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

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