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34 points

tfw the phlebotomist asks “left or right arm?” and I say MIDDLE

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Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn’t help myself. Real galanga hours.

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Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

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