The part that gets me most is the Matrix-themed tattoos. Firstly what the fuck even is a matrix themed tattoo? Second, isn’t stabbing yourself with a needle in a public place the worst possible thing you could do during a pandemic?

I’ve contemplated getting a spoon tattoo on my bicep so I could flex it and bend it, I suppose you could also do the matrix text that shows up on the screens in the movie? Maybe keanu’s face on your butt? Tattooing agent Smith’s glasses on your face?

There’s the white rabbit neck tattoo as well

A tattoo that says The Matrix?

a tattoo of keanu reeves but his dick is a octopus electircal data cable thingy and it jacks into ur butte

That’s Johnny Mnemonic my friend

But in like Comic Sans or something

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