The part that gets me most is the Matrix-themed tattoos. Firstly what the fuck even is a matrix themed tattoo? Second, isn’t stabbing yourself with a needle in a public place the worst possible thing you could do during a pandemic?
I’ve contemplated getting a spoon tattoo on my bicep so I could flex it and bend it, I suppose you could also do the matrix text that shows up on the screens in the movie? Maybe keanu’s face on your butt? Tattooing agent Smith’s glasses on your face?
a tattoo of keanu reeves but his dick is a octopus electircal data cable thingy and it jacks into ur butte
They’re making another Matrix movie? Why?
Based Keanu accelerates the fall of the U.S.
I work at a hotel in Canada, so many Americans in the film industry come here to quarantine before shooting…problem is they had to go through the airport, travel to the hotel, and check in at the front desk before quarantining. Not sure how effective that is. Then when they have a problem inside their room and I have to go in their room to show them how to work the tv or some bs, they have the audacity to ask “do you want me to wear a mask?”
