A deeply soggy looking man. An intractible wetness happening here. Damp beyond drying. Slicker than an oil spill. Sopping; a human storm drain.

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Fuck. I looked shinier than that today because it was hot as balls… Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit about it, y’all

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ya gotta get yourself a handkerchief or something, wipe yourself down

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