Before covid I liked to get up in the morning a golf, I took pride in my family’s lawn (you think I own a house this is chapo), I experimented with different types of grass seed (clover is nice to walk on), my first job was a hay farm, I honestly like grass more than gulf. The greenness of a huge cut lawn is more beautiful than any forest, in fact they complement each other. People are stewards of the earth and you don’t go outside if you think a nice mowed lawn isn’t pretty or beautiful you have no soul. A nice lawn isnt a white thing, it’s a human right to have access to them, cities are hell for not having enough greenspace.
Golf? Ehh… I suppose there’s room for a few PUBLIC courses
When golf costs only a little more than bowling, and when there are a lack of stuck-up assholes, it’s pretty fun. It’s basically walking around in a nice park doing some low-impact activities that are compatible with getting all different kinds of fucked up (if that’s your thing).
It’s one of those sports that would lend itself incredibly well to central planning. You just put your name on the list and get a tee time. You don’t really have people hogging the course in the same way you would with basketball or baseball so you could move hundreds of people through a course in one day.