Before covid I liked to get up in the morning a golf, I took pride in my family’s lawn (you think I own a house this is chapo), I experimented with different types of grass seed (clover is nice to walk on), my first job was a hay farm, I honestly like grass more than gulf. The greenness of a huge cut lawn is more beautiful than any forest, in fact they complement each other. People are stewards of the earth and you don’t go outside if you think a nice mowed lawn isn’t pretty or beautiful you have no soul. A nice lawn isnt a white thing, it’s a human right to have access to them, cities are hell for not having enough greenspace.

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Golf? Ehh… I suppose there’s room for a few PUBLIC courses

When golf costs only a little more than bowling, and when there are a lack of stuck-up assholes, it’s pretty fun. It’s basically walking around in a nice park doing some low-impact activities that are compatible with getting all different kinds of fucked up (if that’s your thing).

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Yeah if golf was done right it would be pretty fun i think.

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It’s one of those sports that would lend itself incredibly well to central planning. You just put your name on the list and get a tee time. You don’t really have people hogging the course in the same way you would with basketball or baseball so you could move hundreds of people through a course in one day.

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This is basically mini golf.

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But bigger

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Gotta love playing the front 9 with rented clubs at the municipal course for like $26

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