The title. If you had full Hollywood sex pest money and power what movies would you have made?

I’ve had a concept for a movie just called Action. It would open on a street corner, a car would come Tokyo drifting around the corner with another car chasing it. The entire movie is only chases, fights, explosions and stunts. There are two bad guys and two good guys and they refer to each other literally as the bad guys and the good guys. The bad guys got away with the briefcase that contains the codes, it is never specified what the codes are for. All dialogue is immediate exposition “they’re getting away!” or snappy one liners. It would be all practical effects and cost more to make than most wars

You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments

I’ve always wanted a violent videogame where you go back in time and kill Columbus, and other colonists, to protect the Native Americans. A movie would also be cool. Basically just Inglorious Bastards, but replace Nazis with conquistadors and colonists.

permalink
report
reply

Assassin’s Creed:White Savior Time Traveller

permalink
report
parent
reply

assassins creed 3 but instead of a simulation its timetravel, and instead of killing random redcoats (also your dad) and helping found a slave state, you murder the aristocracy and destroy the slave state

someone tell ubisoft theyve got a great new spinoff ip, and they can reuse so many assets for it

permalink
report
parent
reply

Plus Assassin’s Creed 3 is when the series got bad. They can redeem it.

permalink
report
parent
reply

In my head it’s a Boston Dynamics dog robot with chainsaws. Or Data, from Star Trek, but with, like, samurai swords.

permalink
report
parent
reply

While you were engaged in recreation, I have optimized my sub routines for the use of bladed weapons

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

This was what I thought Greedfall would be but it was lame and boring and kind of a :LIB: take on it, like “colonialism doesn’t have to be bad if we all work together!” and painting the Really Bad Things as the result of a few bad people

Been a minute since I played it but IIRC the “kick the whites off the New World” option had you side with someone who was like a barely redeemable warhawk too

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I haven’t played it but someone wrote an essay about it on reddit and supposedly the game has the weirdest ideology.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I read that ages ago and it was pretty on point, yeah

permalink
report
parent
reply

Movies & TV

!movies@hexbear.net

Create post

Rules for Movies & TV Discussion

  1. Any discussion of Disney properties should contain a (cw: imperialism) tag. If your post isn’t tagged appropriately it will be removed.

  2. Anti-Bong Joon-ho trolling will result in an immediate ban from c/movies and submitted to the site administrators for review.

  3. On Star Trek Sunday only posts discussing how we might achieve space communism are permitted. Non-Star Trek related content will be removed and you will be temporarily banned until the following Sunday.

Here’s a list of tons of leftist movies.

AVATAR 3

Perverts Guide to Ideology

Community stats

  • 52

    Monthly active users

  • 6.5K

    Posts

  • 75K

    Comments