I want a whole movie about the hotel. No assassinations or anything, just a nuanced look at why and how a hotel for assassins exists. Do they have a convention room and has it ever hosted a furry convention or ComicCon? Are there family suites? Do the housekeepers leave poison on your pillow? If you call down to the desk and complain, politely but firmly, that the bathroom is out of spec and request a change of room do they grant that or do they say “sir you signed a room contract which said all changes must occur upon initial inspection of the room, to be requested within 15 minutes of entry”? What’s their yelp score like and what do the 1-star reviews say?