Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be “Elongated”
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View all comments elon kept pestering grimes to invite azealia banks over to work on music when he actually wanted to have a three some with them. azealia saw his penis which was basically an acorn glued to the bottom of his torso and laughed before peacing the fuck out.
elon took some E with grimes after this due to shame and general feelings of incompetence as a “man.” it was that night that elon sent those tweets about taking tesla private that got him in trouble with the SEC.
