Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be “Elongated”
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Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be “Elongated”
and his full name is Elongated Muskrat
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It’s well known that during his first dance with his first wife he whispered to her “I’m the alpha in this relationship”, it is less well known that he said the same thing to every one of his children, dogs, and sandwiches.
His family wealth came from South African diamond mines - which is more than a little yikes.
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No, wait, that one’s actually true.
