Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be “Elongated”
elon kept pestering grimes to invite azealia banks over to work on music when he actually wanted to have a three some with them. azealia saw his penis which was basically an acorn glued to the bottom of his torso and laughed before peacing the fuck out.
elon took some E with grimes after this due to shame and general feelings of incompetence as a “man.” it was that night that elon sent those tweets about taking tesla private that got him in trouble with the SEC.
He personally designs and builds every single Tesla car and Space-X rocket by himself with no assistance or financial backing from anyone
He has said the n word every day of his life
Only I am able to downvote.
Msuk once landed a starship so badly that it was at a noticeable lean. When called out on this he doubled down claiming it was a perfect landing, upon which the rocket promptly exploded
