I have issues with sleep walking and have moved into a place with roommates and I think it kinda freaks them out finding me asleep in places in the house besides my room in the morning. Doesn’t help my room gets kinda warm so I generally don’t have a lot of clothes on.
If I put a lock on the door is sleep zombie me gonna be smart enough to open it or will I just go back to bed?
I don’t sleepwalk but my younger sister does. These are the two craziest things she’s done:
My sister and I are making food late in the kitchen , when my sleepwalking sister, maybe 5 or 6 at the time, crawls around the corner. She’s on all fours, not her knees but her feet. She charges us and growls, and we leap back in surprise. Snarling, she sprints through the open kitchen, exiting on the other side. Then, she pulls down her pants and takes a long piss in a doll cradle. She finishes her business, becomes aware of her surroundings, wakes up, and starts bawling her eyes out.
Late-night I’m in the kitchen making a PB&J sandwich. The house we’re living in is tiny, too small for all 8 of us, so some of us sleep on the couches. My sister is snoring in the living room, adjacent to the kitchen. I put the pieces of bread together and lift them to my mouth. Just before I take the first bite my sister yells “PUT THAT DOWN!” and I throw the sandwich onto the counter like I had a gun pointed at my head. I look over, and she’s still asleep.
Now that I’ve told those stories back to back I feel like my sister just guards the kitchen in her dreams.
