Still don’t know how anyone takes him seriously. Musk stans are the worst

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Real Ozmandius Hours

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Nothing makes me cringe more than the brief period in 2014 where I thought he was cool.

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Nothing wrong with thinking solar electrification and space tech is cool. The man is a giant walking billboard for himself, and advertising works. Lots of people got suckered.

The modern day Elon Sickos are the folks that watched him go further and further up his own asshole and still think he’s worth idolizing.

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This isn’t worse than I thought. It’s just exactly what I thought

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In 2034, Venus will be on the path to Mars from Earth, so we could perhaps… mutiny onboard SpaceX and jettison Elon Musk onto Venus without having to change course. This option is also good because it raises no suspicion and he won’t just be mindlessly floating in space, possibly bringing “down” another spacecraft that might crash into him at 100,000s of km/h. Since he loves the free market so much, let him figure out a solution to survive a rapid entry into what is basically Satan’s arsehole.

The only drawback is Mars ends up being 370 million kilometers away on a direct route, near its furthest distance from Earth. Like so: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2451271376

uwu

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Venus will be on the path to Mars from Earth

  • Checks model of Solar system

  • Blinks

  • Shrugs

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Try SpaceEngine (there’s a free version) and fiddle with the time and turn on orbital paths. I fast forwarded to the 2030s and while Mars was a wee bit far, Venus ended up being halfway on course to Mars from Earth.

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Thanks

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