If you’re not American you’re probably thinking “What the ever-loving fuck?” I’m American and I’m thinking the same thing. But American fundies are whack. Many of them actually hope for an apocalypse so they can be raptured up to heaven.
Pretty sure it’s at least a part of why the Christian Zionists are so gung-ho for the zionist entity, if they can get everything to line up as according to weird prophecy, they’ll see the apocalypse arrive sooner.
Except they’re wrong, because the messiah, whichever one it is, hasn’t come back yet
So they’re all gung-ho over a man-made entity that’s really closer to blasphemy than it is divinity; and there’s something simultaneously hilarious and ‘parable of man’s folly’ about the whole matter and I look forward to hearing about how they all self-selected for Abrahamic Hell
the messiah, whichever one it is, hasn’t come back yet
messiah came and left in the 1200s
Comma placement matters: “I helped my 17 year old son, Jack, off his porn habit”
Are ya winning son?
r/ChapoTrapHouse 2017: “be gay with your dad”
crackers, 2023:
Seems like it’s more that he’s monitoring his son’s porn intake in a way that makes it sound less like over-controlling spyware being imposed on the son and more like mutual accountability.
He’s either already ideologically committed enough to fundamentalist Christianity to not watch porn, or more likely just has another device. So there’s nothing for his son to “monitor”.
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