maybe it’s because I’m a little high but I still haven’t figured this one out

Stalin was obviously not a communist. He was born years after the Paris commune ended, and as every other western lefty knows, slavs aren’t caucasians, so they obviously can’t do real communism, it’s in the shape of their skulls you see…

He probably got told they’re tankies and googled the word to find a more official sounding synonym

He must be one of those fabled "Trot-turned-Neocon"s you hear being whispered about by political economy professors

He’s saying it expecting it to have the same ring as “Hitler-Mousolini regime” except he’d actually think that was good.

If the OP was serious we got a nice joke to expropiate and a laughing stock