Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules (“tes-ti-CLEEZ”)
sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry
Beef.
Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.
- J’nathan
- Lester
- Krang
- Schawghn - pronounced Sean
- Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
- Clippy
- Korn
- Hootenanny
- Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
- Skeet
