I can’t wait for the day when a thumb shaped humanoid squeezes the life out of me with their donut encrusted thunder thighs of impending justice.

It’s almost like leftists keep telling people this will continue happening until the police are abolished.

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Listen, sweaty, abolish the police just isn’t a slogan we can get the nation behind. Maybe we can increase their budgets so they can afford sensitivity training and kente cloth uniforms.

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How about when you’re in crisis we send armed social workers who can ask you what’s troubling you with their knee on your neck?

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“WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?!?!” They scream while choking me.

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Welp, they just spent the extra money on another light armored personnel vehicle.

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Oh shucks. Oh geeze. Not again.

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:maybe-later-kiddo:

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We can’t abolish them nooowww, look at all the murders going unpunished these days!

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Imagine living in a dystopian police state where government officials routinely execute innocent citizens on a whim and still believing you live in a “free” country.

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I had one boomer chud bring up Floyds domestic issues, at random when we weren’t even taking about Floyd, just justice in america lol.

That’s the media’s job, to assassinate your character to justify the police murdering you. This time though with Flyod it was different, there wasn’t much character to assassinate as even CNN was like “damn this shit is heinous”. But if there’s some wiggle room and centrists and neolibs can side with the police while grasping for something you did bad in your past, they’ll make it work justifying killing you.

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What american mythology does to a MFer.

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Weird how they’ve specifically knelt on and killed at least two or three people since Derek Chauvin was convicted on multiple charges for his murder of George Floyd. Is this retaliation, or is this just the “normal” rate of police killings by kneeling?

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Perhaps they’re trying to follow Chauvin’s “example”? But either way it’s hell world :agony-limitless:

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:amerikkka:

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Happy to have them follow his example and pick up three homicide charges. I guess bittersweet, not happy, but you get the idea

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It’s so fucking chilling to think of all the times the police just lied about how someone died and got away with it. Genuinely, thank fuck all phones have cameras and more and more cops wear cams too.

Yet another reason why this shit is systemic is because dipshit journalists with “police sources” will just uncritically print anything they say when they literally can’t stop fucking lying.

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Yet another reason why this shit is systemic is because dipshit journalists with “police sources” will just uncritically print anything they say when they literally can’t stop fucking lying.

Yeah I’m fucking tired of it. And it feels worse now. Like I’m watching the local news and they read statements from the police and then play video of the police giving the statement so as to drill their message into people’s heads. The system is fucked.

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I trust random bystanders more than police. Police as an institution have a reason to lie, random people don’t. Eyewitness shit is unreliable but it’s usually due to bad memory and not because they belong to a racist institution.

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“BREAKING NEWS: Auschwitz Guard Says ‘nothing to see here!’ Horror Stories Overblown?”

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“Here’s why closing the camps hurts your economic standing”

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Worth noting, just as police departments are reluctantly embracing shit like body cameras, their members also informally embracing shit like Signal to keep their shit out of public records and public view. I’ve heard the pigs mention "the Signal chat"on my radio scanner several times.

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rest in power mario

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