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Bot001 has abandoned us. Save yourselves!

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I’m sure bot just overslept…

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I’ve given the bot a full restart and will have to wait until tomorrow to see if it is doing it’s job again. It posted the daily Food Australia thread with no problems and there are no errors in the logs so I have no idea why is it being so recalcitrant about this one.

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So Bot has a side-hustle? Probably just exhausted.

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yeah i see him at after eight sometimes too

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You know the economy is bad when even the bots are moonlighting

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possums on the roof

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I was kept awake by a mouse in the wall (well, I hope it was in the wall and not in the room with me scritch scritch scritch

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I heard some last night on my roof too/ I really hope they don’t get into the roofspace again.

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Oh Bot001, you irresponsible cad. I know I’ve been stupid, after getting a sudden wind to cram some work in at 8:30pm and going on and on until it’s time for the bloody Red Wattlebird to sound its heinous alarm, but we trusted you to be a little more regular…

well, time for the blackout blind to do its work, I’m so doomed today.

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Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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A roast leg of lamb with all the trimmings and accompaniments please, served with a glass of your finest Merlot. Oh, who am I kidding leave the bottle.

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🍗🥕🥦🍠🥔🧅🍾🍷🔋

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A complete restart and bug-fix please

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🔴🔌🔛🦅

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ɹɐɟ os ƃuᴉʞɹoʍ ǝq oʇ sɯǝǝs ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌƎ

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Can I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up

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🍾

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………

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I had to phone Optus, I’m going to need another bottle of the Merlot.

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🍾

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