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Bot001 has abandoned us. Save yourselves!

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New pencils… Maiden lunch note with them. They blend pretty well.

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Ooh, pretty!

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If you own a cat keep it the fuck inside! Some twit in my area let’s their’s out all hours of the night and it’s discovered a cat lives in my house, so every night it’s been coming to the back door to picks fights with mine through the glass.

I’m quite sure it’s the same cat pissing on everything and sneaking into my garage. I just don’t understand how anyone could just let this thing they are supposed to love out to roam all over.

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I hate that. Same thing is happening here.

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Time to get a cat trap!

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Got my doc appointment today. Ugh. UGH!

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It’ll be over before you know it, you can do it!

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botbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO’s Google Home has been speaking unprompted.

These events are related.

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Fuck Optus. I’m not with Optus but fuck 'em anyway.

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I’m not either but Fuck Optus

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You think the Great Bot Uprising is starting?

Do I need to stock up on toilet paper?

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this time we need printer paper

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Is that safe? Don’t the bots control the printers?

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I’ve started the day well, by missing the cup and pouring the boiling water on my toes.

I don’t blame Bot001 for going back to bed.

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Ouch! Hope you’re ok

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Toes still wiggle, I reckon the cold water was enough and there’s no need to amputate just yet.

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