Of course one of you morons are gonna give me a lecture as to why it’s good to steal alcohol, or a much shorter answer of be gay do crimes, but I don’t see how stealing is justified. What if it was the Soviet Union?

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Shoplifting for drug money is how I lived until last October.

I should write a guide on how to shoplift successfully without getting caught…

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Thank you for your service o7

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I would love a shoplifting guide, for purely theoretical purposes

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On that shoplifting guide, I always thought it would be cool to have something like a modern version of Steal This Book or The Jolly Roger Cookbook. I guess CrimethInc. does that sort of stuff, but it seems like something we (on this website) could maybe condense into a simple handy guide to help regular people survive in hell world.

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credit to @kimthemonarch for his bold stand against the tankie cabal running the site

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not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but i think the mods of hexbear.net are communists

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Let me see your hog.

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That joke is older than sneed.

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The bait is very tasty, but I’m trying to lose weight

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Context matters. I generally don’t feel bad about stealing from the following groups:

  1. The government
  2. Large corporations
  3. People who are objectively terrible and deserve to be robbed

I wouldn’t steal from regular people, mom & pop shops, etc. or in any other situation where it causes measurable harm to someone who did nothing to deserve it.

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  1. Your job
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That’s just 3 again.

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and probably either 2 or 1.

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I know this is a copypasta joke, but I’ve been burglarized and it fucking sucks. Broken window, check fraud, collections coming after me for checks I didn’t write, insurance claims. The incident lasted over a year. Don’t steal from people. I’m indifferent to companies.

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Yeah, never fucking steal from people. Shit sucks for them.

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This was from a post about a guy stealing a bottle of wine from a big supermarket chain

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Yes I am aware. But the conversation veered into what is acceptable to steal and I was giving my two cents. No harm, friend.

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True, don’t steal the soviet Union !

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pizza_hut.jpg

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:angery:

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Carmen Sandiego stole the Jewish Autonomous Oblast in late 1991 and is pissed no one has noticed yet.

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