Of course one of you morons are gonna give me a lecture as to why it’s good to steal alcohol, or a much shorter answer of be gay do crimes, but I don’t see how stealing is justified. What if it was the Soviet Union?

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I know this is a copypasta joke, but I’ve been burglarized and it fucking sucks. Broken window, check fraud, collections coming after me for checks I didn’t write, insurance claims. The incident lasted over a year. Don’t steal from people. I’m indifferent to companies.

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This was from a post about a guy stealing a bottle of wine from a big supermarket chain

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Yes I am aware. But the conversation veered into what is acceptable to steal and I was giving my two cents. No harm, friend.

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Yeah, never fucking steal from people. Shit sucks for them.

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You shouldn’t just steal alcohol. Steal some snacks as well and don’t steal anything unless you’re sure you won’t get caught.

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Lmfao this almost got me until I saw the comm

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Context matters. I generally don’t feel bad about stealing from the following groups:

  1. The government
  2. Large corporations
  3. People who are objectively terrible and deserve to be robbed

I wouldn’t steal from regular people, mom & pop shops, etc. or in any other situation where it causes measurable harm to someone who did nothing to deserve it.

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  1. Your job
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That’s just 3 again.

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and probably either 2 or 1.

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