I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!

The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)

The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.