They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

Both wrong, its more like this:

This isn’t real world, its just a hallucination, you aren’t really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg’s air fryer.

Just 135,000,000 more to go and you’re done.

Fun Fact: Mike Tyson’s name backwards is Klingon for “gentle lover”.

The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)

Bonus:

*Nipple alert