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“Black Lives Matterhorn” has gotta be the only funny wordplay he’s ever done

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That’s it. That’s his one laugh he gets from me.

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Legitimately funny

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Tran station

We loved our trans comrades and our trains so much that we combined them! :tromp:

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did someone say caboose rides

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wtf, Donald is based and would never be a chud

In Italian comics Donald has a superhero identity which he originally took on just so he could steal shit from Scrooge and fuck with him

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That’s the cleverest thing he’s ever done :desolate:

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:chad:

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I think the “joke” is supposed to be that it’s because Donald is white

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… does Garrison see Mickey, Minnie and Goofy as black

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…I mean Mickey is based on black face minstrel show stereotypes. Note the white gloves. Only one kind of racist caricature in American pop culture at the turn of the twentieth century wearing those.

Goofy is transracial, trans species, and probably nonbinary for good measure too. Is there a canonical character more queer than Goofy?

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Donald threatened to tear up his contract if they made him appear in “Mickey’s Mellerdrammer” an animated rendition of Uncle Tom’s Cabin (from 1933; I’m not linking because it’s SUPER Racist).

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Big missed opportunity for “safe space mountain” but otherwise one of the best comics he’s ever done

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you didn’t post the best part, Ben’s unhinged and insane commentary that accompanies all his art -

THE UNHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!

I’ve never been to DisneyLand or DisneyWorld. I never had a desire to go—even as a kid. I did watch the usual classic Disney films and cartoons, however. My favorite cartoon was “Pinocchio,” and my favorite movie was “Darby O’Gill and the Little People.” Starring Sean Connery, no less.

Disney cartoons and films are now being censored by the company itself. Disney is ‘woke’ and teaching critical race theory to their employees.

Don’t take my word for it—click to read all about it here in the New York Post.

Puritanical movements have occurred regularly throughout history. Condemnation, irrationality, book burning, and even death occurred. Yet this time it the puritanism is emanation not from some religious fanatic on the right, but rather the so called liberal left. The ‘woke’ are intolerant, censorious, accusatory, and paranoid. They see racism everywhere and white people must pay. Well, they may not pay to go to Disneyland or watch Disney products anymore. That’s a good thing.

Ben Garrison

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:jordan-eboy-peterson:

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religious fanatic on the right

What is Garrison’s take on the evangelical right? Granted in the last five years QAnon has been the cult of choice of the right, but even so I’d figure that he’d have a lifetime membership at the Christian dinosaur museum or something.

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Bold of you to assume Zyklon Ben has a coherent ideology beyond “globalism bad”

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