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Mmmmmm hydronium

The whole point behind this is that you’re seen drinking it, everyone knows it’s expensive, therefore you enhance your status in the presence of anyone who’s watching.

You can laugh, but there are people who run their lives like this. It’s the entire reason Apple can sell their products for way more than they’re worth: people love being seen holding them.

This is not just plain old water like the stuff your grandma drank. No, this is much more, this stuff is a scam.