The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.

No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute chud who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with social shaming and the force that stands behind it,

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society

Notice how most of the people that don’t put away the shopping cart are entitled assholes.

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At a store near me There’s parking spots specifically for the police that are closer than the handicap spots (but I’ve never seen them use it they just block the fire lane) so I leave my cart there every time

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This is acceptable

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I’m not sure why people are treating this like an original post. This is a copypasta from 4chan.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8343521/Ultimate-litmus-test-returning-shopping-trolley-dont-divides-internet.html

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really depends on the day. when i used to go out to get carts, when it wasn’t hot it was just a nice reason i could smoke a cigarette and walk around instead of having to stock shit.

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There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.

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The only person who will judge you is god.

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