I love that this was literally the bare minimum for helping the student debt crisis. I Actually let myself believe it for a second, like when the powerball gets high and I buy a ticket to let myself have hope for a fleeting moment.

Jokes on them. I’m gonna flee the country and not pay it back anyway.

EDIT: Also fun tip… you can get a temporary forbearance over the phone every 3 months, and this can be done by the customer service rep who typically doesn’t give a shit. As far as I can tell, you can keep doing this indefinitely and never have to pay back anything until you die.

You know how chuds and libs will say “if you don’t vote, then don’t complain”, I would like to say the following

“If you did vote, then shut the fuck up you’re getting exactly what you voted for, no refunds only revolution.”