This effort will increase the number of hate crimes no doubt about that

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I’m gonna get banned for this but it’s really obvious what actually happened and why there is so much handwringing over it. the lab isn’t a trump conspiracy, it’s the occam’s razor explanation. also consider that the “natural origins” theory is racist as well - it requires some chinese person to eat a random wild animal. no one has ever been able to prove there are bats at the wuhan seafood market.

anyway this is totally what happened and I’ll die on this hill even if it makes me a lib.

  • a weakly infectious form of COVID19 was collected and stored in the Wuhan lab (this is a fact)
  • the CDC, under Trump and headed by Fauci, unbanned funding for gain of function research (making viruses more contagious to create vaccines ahead of time) (this is also a fact)
  • the wuhan lab used US money approved by Fauci (this is a fact) to perform GOF research (this is highly probable) on the stored virus with the intent of creating a broad spectrum coronavirus vaccine, not a weapon (this is the only reason that makes sense)
  • it escaped

the reason this is so contentious is that neither China nor the US wants the full truth to come out but if we ignore what actually happened it is going to happen again VERY SOON

edit: this is also the reason fauci always looks so god damned uncomfortable

edit2: this will also never gain traction because the idea that Fauci is personally responsible for the pandemic is way, way too convenient

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Chinese like eating exotic animals, it gives them status in front of their peers. I once saw a whole alligator in a tank in a Cantonese restaurant, no joke.

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Occam’s razor is when I assume something that has never happened before is, in fact, what happened.

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scientists have been warning against gain of function research for decades, because it could create an artificial pandemic. trump unbanned gain of function research. the wuhan lab conducted it on coronaviruses.

anthropogenic climate change has never happened before either, my dude

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I’m not claiming its impossible, but simply stating it is possible is not the same thing as “Occam’s Razor”.

You need evidence like documentation showing it was leaked, or evidence that COVID-19 was manipulated in a lab.

Regarding human caused climate change: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47063973

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with the intent of creating a broad spectrum coronavirus vaccine

Mission accomplished?

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Occam’s Razor: ten extra steps

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it’s really not though. The Wuhan Institute of Virology studies coronaviruses by making them more contagious, funded by the US. That’s a fact.

The “natural explanation” is that somebody in Wuhan ate a bat from 1500km away and there’s no evidence for that either.

The stakes for getting this wrong are whether or not we have another once-in-a-century pandemic in 2025.

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edit: this is also the reason fauci always looks so god damned uncomfortable

And so, in order to hide his direct complicity in this (unevidenced) theory, he instead does everything in his power to bring further attention to the lab in Wuhan… because?

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neither fauci nor the CDC have done that, only a former head of the CDC. also nobody is hiding anything, he approved GOF research funding for the Wuhan lab and I’m sure you can pull up public records about this

ask this: why didn’t trump push the lab leak theory harder? isn’t it weird that he didn’t seize on that?

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Trump has the attention span of a gnat, motherfucker probably doesn’t even remember China exists as a country until somebody reminds him of it. He didn’t push the lab leak theory because nobody reminded him there was even a lab to begin with.

Like I get it and all but there’s literally no evidence for this theory. If, and I want to put a big ol’ stress on the IF there, this leaked from a US funded lab, you don’t think China wouldn’t be all over that shit? Comrade Chen would be out there bodying half the state department on Twitter if the virus came from a US-backed lab in China.

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ask this: why didn’t trump push the lab leak theory harder? isn’t it weird that he didn’t seize on that?

because he knew about it, obviously.

Nov 2019: Trump has a mysterious unscheduled hospital visit. Is released with a wrist bruise (indicating IV insertion)
Feb 2020: Trump is caught speaking in private tapes about how the virus is super deadly
March 2020: Trump denies the danger of the virus, and doesn’t wear a mask for 7 months
October 2020: after not wearing a mask for 7 months, Trump supposedly catches covid

deductivists will say that nothing happened here.
inductivists will say that Trump was injected with some type of preventatory medicine, which is why he kept shilling in public for the virus being harmless, while admitting otherwise in leaked private tapes, and also why he felt comfy being maskless for the rest of the year.

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the “natural origins” theory is racist as well

“it was on an animal, and jumped to a human, like dozens of highly infectious diseases have done in the past” is racist? Natural origin doesn’t require a person to eat a bat, that was wild speculation from the very beginning because they used the term “wet market” instead of “butcher’s shop” and it triggered all kinds of orientalism in people.

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Wet markets are what they’re called. It’s a gigantic barn with tons of stalls and questionable sanitary conditions. They hose off the concrete floors so they’re wet. A butcher’s shop is a shop that handles meat, China has those too. They’re more expensive than the wet markets.

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“wet market” is a term that applies to any store that sells meat, as opposed to a “dry market” which does not.

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Its true! Xi was visiting the Wuhan lab and was bragging about his discus throwing skills, so when the scientists asked for a demonstration, he grabbed a nearby Petri dish and tossed it. It flew out the window. Xi turned around only to see all the scientists were staring at him in horror. When he asked why, it was revealed that the Petri dish he threw contained a new type of virus they were developing. As everyone rushed to the window to see where it had landed, they could only watch as someone who thought it was an oyster slurp up all of the material in it. Xi turned back to the scientists and uttered two words. “Uh oh”

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Oh they’re finally going to investigate Fort Detrick and all those mysterious cases of flu and so called vaping illnesses that only seemed to occur in the US before the official outbreak in Wuhan? Sweet.

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I’m really enjoying China’s new aggressive diplomacy against the US. Two years ago they probably would have tried to reason with the US instead.

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Maybe Plum Island as well?

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Fort Drydick

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Going to keep saying

C H I N A V I R U S

until I have enough public approval to invade Iran.

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Anyone who was going to believe this already believes it anyway.

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I am not sure. Libs will start believing it once MSNBC starts blaring it 24/7 and I don’t think they currently do.

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That’s true. Then again, MSNBC libs will find any reason to hate China like they do with Russia

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