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Time traveling Socrates(hexbear.net)

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DodecaWeasel [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netOPM
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He has a time machine.

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RowPin [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Ok, but how did he get a time machine? This comic is lacking in some key worldbuilding, and lore.

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FreakingSpy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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It’s a soft magic system. Better left unexplained

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QuillQuote [they/them]@hexbear.net
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its the time machine from Bill and Ted, which is a movie socrates was in

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goodaladie [they/them]@hexbear.net
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bill and ted snuck in disguised as the executioners and busted him out

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Dude! So-crates is about to meet a most gruesome end! We gotta do something!

Bill, that is a most excellent idea! And I think I have a plan…

(Camera pans towards some cloaks and fades to black)

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Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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If you use a time machine, as long as you have a buddy they can go back and save you from any dipshittery you fell into from having a time machine in the first place.

Much like ships & airplanes, planeships have minimum crew requirements.

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Gothouse [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Usually this author gets in a cheap shot at Jordan Peterson. What gives?

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TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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JP was substituted by Hitler

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MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Doesn’t he in the 5th panel?

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LibsEatPoop [any]@hexbear.net
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Existential Comics are soo good.

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