As someone who grew up in the midwest, I can confidently say that Chicago and Detroit aren’t representative of the “midwest”. Maybe go visit a few mid sized cities like Quad Cities or Peoria, and some smaller sized farm towns of 5-10 thousand or somewhere like that to get a more representative experience. Actually, I kind of hate the term midwest anyways because it is such an expansive region that it can’t possibly be used to lump this group of people together, I like to say I’m from the great plains, I feel its more representative of me specifically.

Make sure you read this with the most stereotypical Brooklyn accent and it’s hilarious.

Dey got chairs out deah! Jus like we gots! Wit da backs and all! I thought only New Yorkers knew bout chairs and da restah that woild sat on stools or summin

This reads like a 4th grade homework assignment

I grew up on Long Island

Oh yeah that’ll do it, in my experience Lawnguylanders have the weirdest fucking superiority complexes from living near (but not in) NYC. Like they have suburb brain (from having invented suburbs) but also feel entitled to claiming all of the shit that makes NYC cool as part of their hometown too