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If I do housework all day surely I will bring some order to the chaos, even if i do the housework chaotically

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Chaos demon says hi! 🐈🎐🌬️

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Just saw your comment. The Bradley method? Not Stephen the ice skater, Margaret and her sister that invented the Bradley Method of Bush Regeneration.

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Great news everyone, Jeff Bezos ex wife just emailed to say my email address has been randomly chosen and that she wants to give me 1.5 million US dollars! Woo Hoo, I’m rich!

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Your shout! 🍺

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So how do you get your money? 🤑

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It’s not really clear. There is an attachment and a few links, I guess I just click on all those

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So her lawyers will get in contact with your lawyers, yes?

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can you ask her if she can also get me a hitchhiking place on one of Kuiper’s Falcon 9 flights?

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I was thinking of growing a mango tree. What is the best kind of mango?

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One that will grow in Melbourne??? I will ask my sister, who grows bananas in Jacana, which I didn’t think was possible but she now has a young forest of them. With fruit on the ‘trees’. Surely there has to be a cold tolerant version of mango by now.
EDIT: found this on the interwebs Mallika: Can survive 0°C (32 °F) temperatures (for short periods of time). Turpentine mango: Relatively cold-hardy. Keitt: Low-growing variety that can grow and fruit in large pots. Gomera: The most resistant to cold and frost, and it fruits even in South France.

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Cool bananas are more plantains than bananas

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I think Queensland grown ones are the best kind.

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it’s true, these tropical plants taste better when they have the hot sun. I grew bananas but they just didn’t ripen properly

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You need a frost-free microclimate to get that going down here. Maybe look at babaco? Babaco go ham

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Kensington Pride. No contest.

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Finished the skirt on my new xmas outfit. Now the top and the jacket still to do. Happy with the result, especially as the botch up of the pleats at the back won’t be seen under the jacket (I hope). Everything else has worked out just fine. This is my first attempt in many years at pattern drafting.

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kudos on drafting 👍

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Changed up movies to The Truman Show. Gee it’s been ages since I watched it. I wonder what Gen Z or Alpha would think about the concept… it would feel so quaint today given how even reality TV is dated now, and they’ve grown up with the idea of everyone broadcasting so much their lives…

e: awww it’s young Stan Beeman

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Gen Z would be clamouring for the opportunity to sign their future children up for something like this. Fame or die.

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The chilling part of today’s world is that to recreate the premise you’d need to factor in how heaps of people would be trying it across the world.

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