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Bad, played out infrastructure plan: “There’s so much congestion. Why don’t we build another lane to reduce traffic?”

Brilliant, sublime, sexy infrastructure plan: “There’s so much congestion! Let’s build another lane, but underground and only for some people and make sure to build it where everything floods all the time.”

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Even adding another lane doesn’t reduce traffic, interestingly. However, still far less hair brained than this. :train-shining:

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You’re right. I was trying to imply adding another lane is already the laziest idea possible.

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55 points

literally within weeks of the massive, internationally discussed building collapse tragedy. hate living in this fucking state

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47 points
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Getting buried in a single lane tunnel to own the libs

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35 points

Or flooded. Be fair.

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20 points

Oh it can be both, especially when you’re building below sea level in an area prone to developing sinkholes due to its limestone aquifers

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44 points

So the Vegas one is gonna be the fire tunnel, anyone wanna take bets on whether this is gonna be the water tunnel due to being built beneath the water table, or earth tunnel due to opening up and then immediately getting swallowed by a sinkhole and taking half the city with it?

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The air tunnel will be a long fart hose

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21 points

Asphyxiating on carbon monoxide to own the train gang

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13 points
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This AtLA reboot sucks.

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6 points

I think it’ll also be the fire tunnel since this thing is gonna have a major wreck in the first month after it opens

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42 points

The Tesla Gamer tunnel but since its all flooded by groundwater they use Musk’s cave submarine instead.

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13 points

Musk’s cave coffin.

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