Lol, nothing is even happening in Cuba anymore, like 1000 of their dumbest citizens marched around for an hour on Sunday and quit. But the Miami Gusanos are still in the streets waving thin blue line flags, working themselves into a frenzy until they finally do Bay of Pigs again.
Please do this. I’m begging you, i want to see the red faced 60 year old gusano boaters trying to dodge lead in their pontoons so badly.
Want to see a 60-year-old gusano pulling a “Beautiful Boater Parade” and getting swamped by the twelve others sailing right next to him. Then he washes ashore in Cuba, gets pulled out of the water by local fishermen, is rushed to a nearby hospital, and wakes up literally living the “Counter-revolution? Retaking Havana? New American government? What are you talking about comrade? This island has always been a Marxist-Leninist bastion of Socialist Liberation” meme.
I wanna see the Cubans fend them off with vintage Soviet helicopters. Let’s goooooo
Bay of hogs
Who’s ready to see some overweight 65+ retired gusano boomers die of a heart attack trying to outrun machine gun fire?
I’m imagining a dumbkirk situation where billionaire gusano boats sink millionaire gusano boats on the way there
Probably fake, but would be the most Trump era thing to happen in the Biden era.
Oh man, “a bay of, you know, the thing” is just perfect. I am actually cackling right now :michael-laugh:
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