I knew a dude as a middle schooler who printed out R34 Lola bunny, put the printouts into an empty cereal box, then punched holes in the flaps of the box and put a pad lock through it.
When this was discovered and we asked, “what will the pad lock do if the box is made of paper?” He did not have an answer.
That dude? Now drives a pickup truck and collects guns and probably wants to bring about fascism.
This is why we have :volcel-judge:
I’m picturing this dude locking up everything he owns with padlocks roughly punched through things. Truck doors, gun stocks, envelopes full of rare pepes
I do not want to fuck the bunny, but I stand in solidarity with those who do!
No kink shamming!
“New movie is coming out in a few weeks.”
“Oh really? What’s it about?”
“Well, remember about twenty years ago when they made a mash up of Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes universe?”
“Oh, yeah. Kind of a throw up to Air Bud and Angels in the Outfield but with a bigger budget and more intellectual property.”
“Yeah. Well. They’re doing that again, but the female bugs bunny character has smaller tits.”
“Ah. Ok. So… hm… ok.”
She has the same proportions though…
she’s just wearing a proper basketball uniform now…
I’m excited to announce that hexbear will be reintroducing downvotes just for this comment.