Americans are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth. This asshat is a tiktok partner and makes millions off of this propaganda
the entire city of Pyongyang is a cardboard standie. When I visited, I accidentally sneezed on one of the buildings, which caused the city to collapse. Kim wasn’t too happy about this, and started chasing me with a comically large wooden hammer all the way up to the Chinese border. Luckily for me, I found a house to hide in. Unluckily for me it was Xi’s house, and he ripped out my kidney with his bare hands (my favorite one too), ground it into a fine powder, then snorted it without ever breaking eye contact. But the food was good, so I’d say my vacation was 8 out of 10
That one about voting is just one of the more blatant lies, the DPRK has multiple political parties. The rest of them are just outlandish and I’m shocked people would believe them
man blinked zero times. In north korea if you make a tiktok with zero blinks you WILL be executed
fucking random footage of the ludovico technique or whatever SAW trap bullshit lmao
you’re required to get kim jong un’s haircut, but if you do, you will be executed
