All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.
Because if I had a kid I would be able to teach them to ignore obvious trolling.
But on the other hand, pets do not possess a capacity for betrayal, which naturally makes them better than children for various schemes & machinations.
Let’s create a communist movement by shaming 99% of the worlds population for being “breeders”.
I do not see how this approach could possibly fail.
Kids are great. Raising kids is fun and fulfilling on many levels. You learn way more about yourself in the process of raising them, too.
Kids are cute and funny and they’re your best shot at not getting lonely in old age.
Also, that old age is going to be more survivable if I have a clan of Marxists around me to defend me against roving gangs of fascists trying to steal my gruel and water rations.