All I hear from people is that evolution makes it so that having kids makes your meat computer squirt good chemicals. But idk, given how much hard work and money they cost i feel like I could get the same high from heroin with less effort.

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if you’re performing a calculation of effort and money to reward, I can tell you as a parent that there are many many more efficient ways to do so than having kids

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Why yah do it then?

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Consider that quantifying human relationships in terms of the amount of dopamine per dollar may cause you to miss more intangible things

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I dont want to have kids because the climate is fucked. Kinda smoothbrained but there it is.

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4 points

Estimating human relations’ value via cost-benefit analysis

When the ideology is thick :zizek-ok:

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You disparage parents with a silly insult, yet you yourself are the result of procreation. Curious! :very-intelligent:

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You disparage parents with a silly insult, yet you yourself are the result of procreation.

I didn’t ask them to do that shit, they did it of their own fucking volition.

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20 points

My children will be perfect, incredibly strong, based, proletarian beings, kinda like that Soviet version of Superman or the Red Guardian from the Black Widow movie. Imagine if you took Fidel, Che, Sankara, and Uncle Ho and shoved them into a superhuman body.

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Cant gather enough comrades so with some help I made my own.

Not really, but that’ll be my excuse

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Tbh you’ll just be creating libs. All my comie friends have absolute chud parents.

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see this is why you gotta :galaxy-brain: and raise them like the worst chud

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3 points

I had commie parents and my parents had commie parents

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